An Inconvenient Tooth

We all know about Al Gore and his crusade to save the environment.
We all know that I need braces. But, did you know that it's really just one tooth that has moved inward after being crowded by the others? Either way, I'm sure people notice and instantly devalue my intelligence (that's how we operate, folks) the bottom line of front teeth don't look so great... and will be easily fixed for $5,000.
I call it "an inconvenient tooth".