09 July 2006

Anaheim, here we come!

Off to D'land for a few days.

Once again, my oldest favorite MM joke:

Have you heard that Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce?
Yes, it's very sad, but Mickey went to see a divorce lawyer and explained what was going on and why he wanted a divorce.
The attorney was shocked and told Mickey that he would have to do some checking and for Mickey to come back in a week.
The following week Mickey showed up and the attorney told him, "I've been investigating your allegations and I don't think that you can prove that Minnie is crazy."
"Crazy?" Mickey asked. "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!!!"


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