I know, I know

Love is like the ocean : both are beautiful and dangerous and each can swallow you up in a moment

If you try to straighten the tail of an Alaskan Husky dog,
it will bite you

You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything

If unsure whether or not somebody likes you, you will know after touching their forearm or shoulder during conversation

Never get out of a taxi before the driver
if your luggage is in the trunk

One day of playing hookey = one week of scheduled vacation
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