Wish You Were Beer

Ahhh, the weekend. When you go home and meet with your friends and family and you get all those things done that you didn't have time to do during the week because you were working so hard just to get to the weekend. You remember weekends, don't ya? Saturday and Sunday? The time between work and more work? Two days of Dionysian delights... of Bacchanalian binges? The time you go looking for happiness and end up hunched over someone's toilet? The weekend! Friday is "the day you get paid and the night you get what rhymes with paid". Well, in the past that's what it was.